me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog asia wears diamond necklaces

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covers world-famous magazines

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and bitch ALWAYS acts like her life is dreadful

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